A bit like Bennie Hill's Ernie of Terry Wogan's Floral Dance, dancefloor burning Poing is set to drive you absolutely nuts this Christmas. The ridiculously annoying song, a repeated poing, poing, poing, reminiscent of a spring being sprung has just broken into the top 40 and launched a naff new dance to rival the ever popular birdie song ... Dutch Rave outfit Rotterdam Termination Source, are responsible for the most frightening thing to hit the dance floors since John Travolta's pelvic thrusts in Saturday Night Fever. Poinging, hard to say, easy to do, is a simple one/step dance, which involves jumping up and down, arms clasped firmly to your side, in time to the monotonous pogo stick of the record. Occasionally one exceptionally sad person steps out of time with the rest of the crowd and depoings. As his little head goes skywards, every one else's goes back down. The record had gone gold in Holland, where the two 19 year olds behind it, Maurice Steenbergen and Danny Scholte, have moved their recording studio in Danny's bedroom out into a shed in the garden to save the Scholte family's sanity. It has inspired a series of imitations, including Boing, Oink and Doing. And Poing has turned Maurice and Danny into overnight heroes in Holland. At a recent gig, their dressing room was ramraided by three overzealous female fans who attempted to relieve them of their trousers. But the boys are not telling whether anything went Poing.